garage
French word for car hold. Ze terrorists.. zay give me ze humm vee taken from ze american troops, but zhes so beeg zhe does not fit in ze garage.
View Articlecaptain kirk
William Shatners role on the legendary original series Star Trek. The Captain never failed at anything, always got the girl (even when she had blue skin) and was the only starfleet cadet to ever beat...
View Articlechantese jazz
A light, easy listening form of vocal jazz. Known as chantese because the words are short, descriptive, poetic and sometime repetative. Usually sung by a sexy single female lead. Female nightclub...
View Articlehomophobic
Contempt for faggots, homos or Benny Boys. I held my bladder until I got Chronic Prostatis because I was afraid of sharing a toilet seat with the many cornholios at the artist formerly known as Price...
View ArticleSwing Out Sister
British band featuring the vocals of Corrine Drewery. Never does the same music genre twice - they like to experiment. Very popular in Japan. Twice the size of average bands which sometimes prevents...
View ArticleHunt and Peck
Name of the innovative team that came up with the qwerty keyboard layout to slow down typists to prevent old mechanical typewriters from jamming. Masters at inventing ways to slow people down, Hunt...
View Articlehoney of a
Slang from the 50's and early 60's. Used to decribe something pleasing or good. Our high school had a honey of a gym.
View Articlehelluva
A hip form of honey of a. Mr. T didn't invent it. It was uttered by Ben Grimm in the Fantastic Four comics long before Mr. T came along. Hellboy was one helluva movie.
View ArticleJesus Christ
The name Bill Cosby thought was his growing up. He thought his brothers name was "God Dammit". According to Cosby's classic stand-up routine, his father would always yell at him and his brother....
View ArticleTitty Twister
The name of a vampire truck stop in all of the Dusk To Dawn movies. Girlfriend: "What's the name of the actor who plays that ugly Indian bartender of the Titty Twister". Me: (Entralled by the topless...
View Article21 Grams
About 1/20th of a pound. This is the amount of weight you lose the instant you die. Some say it's the weight of your spirit or soul. She was so sweet before she passed away. Heaven gained another 21...
View Articlehulk
Any tall, stocky, broad-shouldered man. The Godfather felt safe until the two hulks that were with him got gunned down.
View Articlestocky
Confusing adjective because there are multiple definitions in different dictionaries... 1) Big man with broad shoulders. 2) Short round man. Girl #1: I went out with this tall guy last night, he said...
View ArticleHong Kong dollar
The Hong Kong dollar coin is exactly the same size and weight as the American dollar coin, but the exchange rate makes it worth about 16 cents. People can use the Hong Kong dollar coin in vending...
View ArticleMichael Moore
A filmmaker who is the absoute master at making gullible people think the way he does. Brainless Chump: Did you see that movie about George Bush by Michael Moore? Did you know that George Bush was...
View ArticleFantabulous
Sort of like "fabulous" but much more fabulous than the word "fabulous" can convey. Like supercalifragilisticexpialidocius but shorter and easier to spell. While on a free trip to Italy I won a free...
View ArticleVeronica
Full name: Veronica Lodge. In the popular Archie comics, Betty's arch nemesis for Archie's affections. Also refers to a any prude who's idea of passion is a friendly hug. Archie always liked Betty...
View Articleernie
Homosexual lover? Gimme a break! They're PUPPETS people! Ernie is a *puppet* - without genitalia!
View Articlehero
Defined in the movie Serenity: A hero is someone who gets a lot of OTHER people killed. Billy, don't be a hero.
View ArticleEmily Post
The woman who literally wrote the book on etiquette. Also used as an antonym for anyone who has bad manners or doesn't care about manners. You don't seem like the Emily Post type, so I'll go ahead and...
View Articlesqueezebox
Slang for accordian and vagina. Momma has a squeezebox she wears on her chest, when daddy comes home he doesn't get no rest, because they're playing all night. And the music's just right. Momma has a...
View ArticleEvelyn Wood
A woman who developed a method for speed reading. Also used as a reference to her popular training method. The Evelyn Wood speed reading method is a way of reading whole paragraphs at a time,...
View ArticleThe Universe
Everything there is, at least by peons that don't know any better. The Universe is relative... to the creatures that live in it, it's everything, but to the people who create them it's just another...
View ArticleAlessandra Marc
World famous opera singer from Spain. Considered by many to be the best female soprano in the industry. Alessandra Marc is hailed at having the best singing voice of all time.
View Articlesteelwool
Long continuous shaving of steel, iron or copper that is wrapped up in balls and sold in hardware stores. Used for scrubbing, cleaning and buffing just about anything, they are avaliable in different...
View Articlewooley rocket
A pyrotechnically modified water rocket. To make a wooley rocket, you just wrap tin foil around a water rocket and then ultra-fine steel wool around the tin foil. Pump up the rocket with water and get...
View ArticleBoot Camp
A reality show similar to Survivor that was cancelled when people found out that it was rigged. They don't even show re-runs of Boot Camp.
View ArticleAmerican Idol
It's rigged. I mean think about it... over 60,000 people supposedly try out for it and yet they have so much early footage of people who make it to the top 12... And they purposely let absolutely...
View ArticleLie
A "lie" is something that happens whenever you see Michael Moore or Al Gore move their lips. Global warming is a bona fide fact says Al Gore... but we all know better. Now excuse me, but I must lie...
View Articlehomophobe
Someone who wears an asgard to protect their virgin cheeks. Although Thor insisted he wasn't a homophobe, he never failed to wear his asgard during battle.
View ArticleThor
Nordic god of thunder. He's always drinking mead. Carries a hammer that only he can lift. I mean not even the Hulk can lift his hammer. He was one of the main characters in Dougas Adams novel, The...
View ArticleHercules
Roman name for the Greek god Heracles. The word hero is derived from Hercules, even though all Hercules seemed to do was kill people who pissed him off. Some people think Hercules was a great lover of...
View ArticleScooby Doo
Cartoon mystery TV show for kids. The "gang" travel around in a colorfully painted van called "The Mystery Machine" solving puzzles. The gang consist of a talking dog named Scooby Doo, a hippy named...
View Article420
Code for homicide. From CSI, but is the actual police code used by the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. 419 = Dead Body 419A = Drowned Person 420 = Homicide 420A = Murder/Non-negligent...
View ArticleCSI
The original "Crime Scene Investigation" TV show that spawned a host of other official and unofficial similar series... including House. Purportrated to be as realistic as possible, using actual...
View Articlenoggin knocker
Or often called "double noggin knocker", is a combat move used to take out two assailants simultaneously. Not to be confused with a headbutt... this move is performed by taking the heads of two...
View ArticleSylvester Stallone
Ex Porn Star, turned actor, turned has-been actor. Seriously... he and Barbara Streisand were in a porn flick together called the "Italian Stallion". But you probably won't find this movie around...
View Articlewindwow
Another way of spelling "window". It must be ok, because if you google "windwow" you come up with thousands and thousands of hits - even linked to companies who manufacture and sell windows. This word...
View Articlecombat coolant
Piss, when it is used by soldiers to cool off overheated weapons. Mel Gibson used combat coolant to cool off the mortar tubes in the movie We Were Soldiers so he could kill more non-christian...
View ArticleAmish
Owners of most of the rendering plants used to make pet food. They are all multi-millionaires, but you wouldn't know it to look at them. Samuel Stolfutz made over 80 million last year in a deal with...
View Articlewii
A mythical video game console where if you can buy it for $250, you can sell it for $400. The Walmart was only 5 minutes away. When I called, they told me they had one Wii in stock, but couldn't hold...
View ArticlePaul Simon
Singer, songwriter, formally of Simon and Garfunkle. Had a huge string of folksy hit songs spanning more than four decades. Wrote most of the songs for the movie "The Graduate". He's really short......
View Articleneil diamond
A singer who was tampled to death at a recent Paul Simon concert. Later, Weird Al wrote a parody of the tragedy. I've got neil diamond on the soles of my shoes.
View Articleoxygen
Gas which animals need to survive and is produced by plant life. Tree-hugging hippies would like you to believe that 90% of the oxygen in the world is produced by trees and if we lost all the trees,...
View ArticleCharlie Wilson
Real-life American congressman from the movie "Charlie Wilson's War". Shadily acquired over a billion dollars of American capital in order to help Osama Bin Laden build his terrorist organization....
View Articlecancer in california
A material that is labeled as causing cancer in the state of California only. Guy #1: Why does this epoxy say that it contains a chemical known to cause cancer in California? Guy #2: Because only...
View ArticleAsgard
Historical protectors of the Nodic realm. The Asgards are the primary reason the Nordic people didn't turn out as gay as people from Greece. The reason that Erik The Red wasn't as gay as Alexander The...
View Articlebombard with high level microwaves
This is what happens to people when you stand on a chair while wiggling your pinky at them. Rusty the clown stood on a chair and proceeded to bombard with high level microwaves everyone who passed by....
View Articlecarpod
An iPod you keep in your car, most likely attached to an iPod enabled car stereo. It is only removed from the car in order to add or edit music, videos and the like. I hooked up my old iPod Video to...
View Articlewolfsbane
A flowering plant found in damp areas of the foothills of mountainous regions in Europe and Asia. It is a member of the buttercup family.The roots of this plant are a powerful neurotoxin. A piece of...
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